GOOGLE Android logo BOWLING SHIRT BRAND NEW w/Tags Mens XL Black NWT Pixel Phone

Description: GOOGLE Android logo BOWLING SHIRT BRAND NEW w/Tags Mens XL Black NWT Pixel Phone Employee only shirt for Google! Quality shirt with Android logo. Buy this shirt == Get more dates? I'm not guaranteeing that buying this shirt will get you more dates. But consider what I saw on a past Thursday night here in Silicon Valley. At one of the bars in downtown Mountain View, there were a couple of guys, evidently Google employees, surrounded by attractive young ladies hanging on their every word. You knew these guys were Googleites because they were wearing Google logo shirts, exactly like this one. The Google IPO had just hit the market a few months ago, and the buzz in the Valley was that there were a few thousand Google millionaires minted on that day. Not that those ladies were just interested in those guys just for their money--I can't be that crass to assume that. Girls here are just as likely to flock to a man who exhibits profound intelligence--this is Silicon Valley, after all. Ladies, if you're a graduate of MIT or Carnegie Mellon or Harvey Mudd, why would you pick up a dumb guy? So tech dudes, listen up--I can't guarantee that this shirt will make you a hit with the ladies, or increase your dating ratio by an exorbitant Fibonacci number, but based on what I saw (with my own 2**2 eyes) at that bar, it could just make you a Silicon Valley stud. And if not, heck, you'll have purchased a darn good shirt anyway. Increase your tech cred with this Android logo shirt in excellent condition. Look like a Silicon Valley billionaire! Images of Google campus and self driving car courtesy Wikipedia, used under CC-SA license. Inventory code 090724719mv Features: GOOGLE Android logo BOWLING SHIRT BRAND NEW w/Tags Mens XL Black NWT Pixel Phone Measurements: Chest (armpit to armpit): 23” Shoulder to shoulder: (measured between seams between body and sleeve): 20” Body length: (armpit to bottom hem): 18”inches Overall length (midpoint of collar edge to bottom hem): 31” From the manufacturer: A while back I sold this Men's Google shirt and noted on its effect on members of the opposite sex. This fabulously sexy Google shirt should also add the right amount of zing to your wardrobe. Wear this around Silicon Valley and I'm totally sure you'll have a few venture capitalists, patent attorneys, and other prime examples of eligible bachelorettes hanging on your every word. Great shirt at a great price. Quality fabric and construction throughout. Shipping: Buyer pays $7.95 for domestic shipping. Feedback: Please leave me feedback upon receiving your item--it lets me know you received it ok and all is well. Upon receipt of your feedback I will immediately leave feedback for you. Thanks! More:Check out my stuff for sale on Half.com. Check out my other auctions! All content copyright © 2024, bookdude8-half

Price: 24.99 USD

Location: Cupertino, California

End Time: 2025-01-21T15:01:48.000Z

Shipping Cost: 7.95 USD