FSM FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER--PASTAFARIAN PIRATE ID Wild Ties Microfiber Necktie

Description: FSM, FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, PASTAFARIAN, PIRATE, R'AMEN, ID, 100% Microfiber Necktie NEW! What ALL of the fashionably, well-dressed Pastafarians are wearing...and NOT just to church! HAND MADE 100% MICROFIBER TIES. Pictured sample measures about 57.5 inches long by about 3.25 inches at its widest. Are you familiar with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Have you read the scientific studies that tie Global Warming directly to the decrease in sea-faring Pirates? If not, you probably don't want to look into this any further...it might be offensive or upsetting. Awww, hell, go ahead and look into it and be offended and upset. High blood pressure is probably good for you! I have been asked why such an important tie isn't covered with MANY monsters. SIMPLE! There can only be ONE Monster. All others are false. May you be touched by His noodly appendage...but since His Holy Monstrous image is upon a NECKTIE, hopefully, He won't touch you too tightly around your neck. R'Amen This is an original, fully licensed tie design by Wild Ties, that I am selling for $24.95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.

Price: 24.95 USD

Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

End Time: 2024-12-13T00:02:05.000Z

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